Tip of the Day #8 (12/18/09)

This tip is for you starving artist types (I know you're reading this). If you're low on funds and having trouble keeping yourself fed, try taking a high dose of chlorophyll pills (about 10,000 a day should do). After a few days your skin will turn a healthy green and you will develop the ability to photosynthesize. The chlorophyll in your skin will help you metabolize the sun's energy AND produce glucose! Delicious. No more Top Ramen for you, you have the sun now.



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