For those of you with uncomfortable mattresses, pour a few bags of popcorn beneath your bed sheets to soften up your sleep and enjoy the smell of hot butter through the night!
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First of all, have u ever tried to get butter out of a mattress? I didn't think so. Hah. Second, don't expect me to give you any more sheets if you are going to soak them in butter and not even ask me how to get it out. Third, suppose you are allergic to corn! Or, sleeping on buttered popcorn makes you fat! It could happen. So eat your vegetables.
ReplyDeleteSigned, your mother.